Carl’s Jr. began selling a 1,080 calorie burger this week.
As if America needed more ways to become more clinically obese, fast food chain Carl’s Jr. is now selling a burger that contains half the calories an average person needs in a day. Called the Most American Thickburger, the sandie contains a beef patty topped with hot dogs, and a layer of potato chips. Carl’s Jr. said they are trying to appeal to ‘young, hungry guys’, which is guess is better than admitting that they are actually appealing to fat slobs.
The idea for the Thickburger has been buzzing around Carl’s Jr. headquarters for four years, and initially included French fries, although they were axed because they became too soggy.
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The moral of the story is, if you are looking for new and interesting ways to clog your fucking arteries, or are drunk or high late at night, you might consider stopping by a Carl’s Jr. and trying this bitch out. The good news is you won’t have to eat for the rest of the day (because you will have died of a massive heart attack).
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