Listen, I can bag a man for a date and make him take me to Per Se for dinner. I’m pretty good at this whole dating thing. However, don’t quote me on that when it comes to me doing a walk of shame the next morning. I just never really had any kind of guide, letting me know that you don’t need to sleep with men just because they buy you dinner. If someone had let me in on that information, I would probably still be a virgin. It only seems right that some of the dest dating advice came from almost 80 years ago. History, it just repeats itself.
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At the risk of letting it all out there on a first date, make sure you’re dressed and ready by the time he comes a callin’.
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