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1970s Miami House Has Us Time Traveling

1970s Miami Palace House
Written by Bryce

Take a look at this time capsule-worthy Miami palace listed for $1.35 million.

Grab your bathing suits and vintage cast iron skillets, because a spectacular 1970s Miami house just hit the market and it’s basically a living time capsule. Buckle up, let’s time travel.

1970s Miami House House entryway
Zillow

“Located in the prestigious and family-oriented Kendallwood neighborhood,” reads the Zillow listing for 8115 SW 92nd Ct in Miami, Florida. “Ideal for those seeking privacy and security, [ it ] is brimming with upgrades. It features spacious living areas, and bedrooms.”

1970s Miami house foyer
Zillow

They’re not kidding, because this four-bedroom, four-bathroom home features 2,997 square feet of air-conditioned living space and all the most glorious 1970s details you could ask for.

“Recent upgrades include a new roof (2023), new PVC plumbing, newer AC units (2018), impact windows, a camera system, stainless steel appliances, upgraded 250-amp electrical system, surround sound in the family room, a natural gas generator for added comfort and functionality and a sauna.”

As if you need a sauna in the jungle of Miami, but we digress. “The large side yard is perfect for boat or RV parking, and the backyard includes a pool and gas BBQ outdoor kitchen for enjoyable weekends. This exclusive enclave is close to Baptist Hospital, Dadeland Mall and top-tier schools.”

Just look at the incredible owl-themed wallpaper in the powder room. Swoon!

And the den that reminds us of time at Grandma’s house. It’s perfect. The textured wallpaper and subtle-yet-overwhelming window treatments are *chef’s kiss* so good.

Did we mention the standing tri-bulb lamp? A national treasure, if you ask us. Oh, and the formica built-ins come with the house.

We can’t get enough of the tan, brown, cream and Pantone Peach Fuzz accents throughout each room. And frankly, for the location and size, $1.35 million is a steal.

If you buy it, do us a favor and keep the bathrooms and kitchen as-is, will ya? They’re Smithsonian-quality.

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, being fully rested and writing for some of the world's most popular news outlets.