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1970s Miami House Has Us Time Traveling

1970s Miami Palace House
Written by Bryce

Take a look at this time capsule-worthy Miami palace listed for $1.35 million.

Grab your bathing suits and vintage cast iron skillets, because a spectacular 1970s Miami house just hit the market and it’s basically a living time capsule. Buckle up, let’s time travel.

1970s Miami House House entryway
Zillow

“Located in the prestigious and family-oriented Kendallwood neighborhood,” reads the Zillow listing for 8115 SW 92nd Ct in Miami, Florida. “Ideal for those seeking privacy and security, [ it ] is brimming with upgrades. It features spacious living areas, and bedrooms.”

1970s Miami house foyer
Zillow

They’re not kidding, because this four-bedroom, four-bathroom home features 2,997 square feet of air-conditioned living space and all the most glorious 1970s details you could ask for.

“Recent upgrades include a new roof (2023), new PVC plumbing, newer AC units (2018), impact windows, a camera system, stainless steel appliances, upgraded 250-amp electrical system, surround sound in the family room, a natural gas generator for added comfort and functionality and a sauna.”

As if you need a sauna in the jungle of Miami, but we digress. “The large side yard is perfect for boat or RV parking, and the backyard includes a pool and gas BBQ outdoor kitchen for enjoyable weekends. This exclusive enclave is close to Baptist Hospital, Dadeland Mall and top-tier schools.”

Just look at the incredible owl-themed wallpaper in the powder room. Swoon!

And the den that reminds us of time at Grandma’s house. It’s perfect. The textured wallpaper and subtle-yet-overwhelming window treatments are *chef’s kiss* so good.

Did we mention the standing tri-bulb lamp? A national treasure, if you ask us. Oh, and the formica built-ins come with the house.

We can’t get enough of the tan, brown, cream and Pantone Peach Fuzz accents throughout each room. And frankly, for the location and size, $1.35 million is a steal.

If you buy it, do us a favor and keep the bathrooms and kitchen as-is, will ya? They’re Smithsonian-quality.

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About the author

Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a New York mom to five growing kids, wife to one great husband and professional shopping editor. You've seen her work in Reader's Digest, Taste of Home, Family Handyman, MSN, Today's Parent, Fashion Magazine, Chatelaine, NBC and so many other beloved brands.