3 Really Annoying Types of People on Facebook

Written by Elizabeth Mitchell

You should probably defriend all of these people.

I definitely don’t use Facebook as much as I used to anymore, but there are still certain types of people who irk the shit out of me on there. Here are 3 of them.

1. Chicks Who Have Like, The Best Boyfriend Ever

We get it. Your boyfriend is like a bajillion times more romantic than Leonardo DiCaprio ever was in the movie Titanic, but declaring how great he is on your Facebook wall (and his) every other day is enough to make me want to vomit all over my keyboard. And let’s be real folks, I’ve got work to do here.

2. People Who Send FarmVille Requests

I’m going to be honest, I have no idea WTF FarmVille really is, but I do know that my idea of having fun on Facebook is stalking people who got mega huge (and/or got knocked up) from High School and bitches with really great style, not planting crops. So please stop asking me already, okay!????

3. Self Portrait Posters

As if your entire album of headshots wasn’t enough, you seriously had to start posting pictures of yourself making sexy faces in the mirror, rocking a heinous new bathing suit you just HAD to model for us or showing off your not so impressive six pack? Even worse, you thought putting up a caption like “About to head to the pool with all my girls. Ah, I just love them SO much!” would somehow justify the fact that you’re alone in the photo? Nah, we see right through you.

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About the author

Elizabeth Mitchell

Born and raised in NC, Liz attended college at NYU before making the move to the City of Angels where she currently resides. She has an uncanny love for all things neon, prefers regular to diet and secretly wishes she were a hipster because it’d be ironic. Follow her on twitter at your own risk: @emitchell456

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