How would the 50 states look and act if they were people in a bar?
There are a lot of stereotypes regarding states out there, and most of them are pretty damn accurate. Being from Florida, AKA the New Jersey of the south, I think I have earned the right to say that- especially since I now live in New York (the land of people who believe they are the center of the universe).
Someone, somewhere put this awesome list of what the 50 states would be like if they were people in a bar, and I think it’s genius. If you want the full list, click here, but I put together a few of the finer examples for you.
Florida is drinking moonshine while riding an alligator through the orange groves to the local Publix.
Connecticut is a rich white woman sipping a martini and silently judging all the other states.
California is constantly buying drinks for others, yet has failing kidneys from lack of hydration.
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Arizona is the bouncer, kicking Mexicans out who are trying to get in from the bar across the street. Ironically, he’s drinking Tecate.
Iowa is sitting next to Illinois, just trying to have someone pay attention to him.
Louisiana is celebrating that lack of open container laws by standing outside of the bar with an Abita Amber or a Sazerac and looking disdainfully at the drinking abilities of all of the other states. “Amateurs.”
Massachusetts is in a bar fight with New York over sports.
New Jersey is a man of Italian/Mediterranean descent wearing a wifebeater and track pants. He’s downing jagerbombs and giving people the finger.
Puerto Rico is standing outside staring through the window, wishing it could join the party.
New York is an Italian businessman, wearing an expensive suit, with a perfect haircut and slicked back hair. He is talking down to New Jersey, like a father talking to a son, and he’s drinking scotch.
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