The rainbow swiffer tail attachment is removable, in case you want to clean your rectum.
I don’t care whether you spent your childhood as a southern debutante or a football jock military brat, at some point you wanted to ride a unicorn. Unicorns are magical beasts that fart glitter and can heal your worst woes with their tears (which also taste like bacon frosting and democracy). The only problem with them is that they don’t technically exist. So, I have rounded up the top five unicorn cycles from inside the internet because if you can’t make it, you might as well fake it (If you don’t believe me, consult your orgasms).
This unicorn cycle has a stubby penis horn, for the more discerning, masculine consumer.
A unicorn bike made in Mexico. (Disclaimer: May or may not be stuffed full of marijuana).
We do not condone redheads riding unicorns. One huge problem is enough.
I don’t know if this is technically a unicorn, but its even gayer, so it qualifies.
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