I am not one to pull any punches, so I will flat out tell you that the only things I know about baseball are: Boston Red Sox, Babe Ruth, and A League of their Own starring Madonna and Rosie O’Donnell. Luckily, that limited knowledge is enough, and I can parlay it into an entire rant about how awful these shoes are.
These shoes would only be acceptable on a girl from the heart of Boston, that wears gold plated hoop earring with her name engraved in the middle, and bangs slicked down with an Elmer’s glue stick. She would need to wear a baseball jersey, over cutoff shorts, and carry around a pack of Marlboro lights rolled up in her sleeve, and be able to drink more watered down draft beer than a homeless alcoholic.
If you ever see a girl wearing these shoes, the second thing you should do is call the Fashion Police.
The first things you should do is cross the street. If its one girl you don’t want to eff around with, it’s a bad-ass Boston chick.
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