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Can’t Get Pregnant? Why Not Fake a Baby?

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Written by Gary

There are lots of reasons to fake a pregnancy. If you can’t actually have a real baby, the second best thing is to pretend, right?

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Beyonce allegedly did it. Adrienne Maloof did it. There are rumors circling that Kim and Kanye are doing it. Whether you want to get a better seat on public transit, make your boyfriend stop hitting you, or throw the paparazzi off your scent, sometimes its necessary to pretend to be pregnant. But where would one get the needed supplies?

Fakeababy.com is a one-stop shop for everything from fake DNA tests to silicon pregnancy bellies. Want a personalized fake sonogram? They come in both 2D and 3D options. Want to make your mom happy with a fake newspaper birth announcement? Piece of cake.

I am not judging. If it would be at all believable I would probably fake a pregnancy just to get a free ride in an ambulance.

So all you wannabe mothers out there take heed, and get yourself a fake baby today!

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Gary

Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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