Is your man lacking a little in the chest hair department? Always wished he would sprout some more so you could twirl it between your fingers? Then boy oh boy does this Hirsute Couture sweater scream your name! Appropriately dubbed the 70s Hairy Chest Sweater, it comes in a flesh like color with built in man boobs (duh!), an oversized dollar sign chain that’s real, reaaaal classy and a shit ton of hair naturally. The product description also lists these impressive perks:
- Thick, luxuriant chest-rug
- Stay warm during winter hibernation
- Experience increased attraction from bears
Increased attraction from bears? Buhhhh, maybe we don’t want this sweater so much after all!
