You look like such an immense asshole when you order these. Honestly.
1. Mojito. Can’t deny, I love a good mojito just like any other gal, but to get a good mojito, you need to take the time to mash up the mint at the bottom of the glass and bartenders really hate doing that… so you’re usually left with a glass of premixed minty sugar, or a half-assed drink. Then you’re the idiot sipping rancid mint syrup with a dash of low quality rum at the bar. Is that a good look? No.
Editor’s note: this passionfruit mojito recipe is everything, but just make it at home, OK?
