The champagne gun is the ultimate way to serve champagne.
I know there are a lot of people out there who hate guns, but there probably aren’t a lot of people out there who hate champagne (all headaches aside), so in my head, its about time someone blended the two into one. Introducing the latest glorious innovation from humankind, The Champagne Gun.
The Champagne Gun is a party weapon that works as either a service spout or a diffuser. You can give people champagne showers with it (and if that’s not of interest to you, I don’t even know what to say), serve fancy schmance champagne at fancy schmance parties (especially if there is a gangster theme), or just put it in your kitchen to impress people who like shiny things. Note to all new readers: I like shiny things. It comes in gold (my fave), chrome, and rose gold, but it only works with magnum size bottles of 1.5L.
The rose gold version is pretty ‘new money’ though, so consider that before purchasing. I mean, it’s all about the message when you’re shooting people with champagne.
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Granted, $399 may be a little pricey for some people, but if you are drinking champagne often enough that you consider buying a champagne gun, chances are cost isn’t an issue.
So get your champagne gun today, and have fun spraying people with expensive alcohol all for the sake of a new profile pic.
