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I Would Hate to be Mel Gibson

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Mel Gibson sucks for a few reasons. He cheated on his wife with a Russian floosie named Oksana and he hates Jews.

However, he is now facing one of the costliest divorces in Hollywood history. His soon to be ex-wife Robyn, 53, is legally entitled to half of everything he has earned from their marriage in 1980 to the legal date of their separation: an estimated $1 billion.

Justice is served.

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