Hey guys,
Can we just agree on one thing? When Jesus decides that he’s going to come back to Earth and make his picks for the ultimate kickball team (aka heaven), he’s not going to reappear via inanimate object. He won’t be a tree, he won’t be a coffee swirl, he won’t be a piece of cat shit in a litter box.
You see this?:
That is not Jesus. That is a knot in wood. I think it looks like a lion, to be honest. What are you even doing down there? What are you doing? I hate people.
See you in hell,
Steph
[Man sees Jesus in rocking chair and tries to profit from it]
