American Penis Sizes: Penis size by state and city

I guess that everything isn’t always bigger in Texas. In fact, Texas finishes in 20th place when it comes to penis size in US cities, which leads me to believe that when they call them cowboys, they really do mean boys. So, here is the breakdown of American Penis Sizes:

Six years ago, Condomania began marketing TheyFit condoms, which come in 76 different sizes. What followed was a study of over 27,000 men of all shapes and lengths, leading to some interesting conclusions. The long and short of it (which probably won’t surprise you if you have ever held more than 3 penises in your hand) is that most men fell into an average size of 5-6 inches. What may surprise you is where the larger dicks reside. You may think that guys from the Midwest would be packing, but the truth is that the biggest penises are spread out all over our great United States like sporadic unicorn farts. New Orleans won the title of the largest packages, while Wyoming came up short (pun intended, obviously). Take a look at this comprehensive list; you may be surprised at how big your home state really is.

50 States Ordered by Penis Size