A Breakdown of American Penis Sizes, by State and City

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Written by Gary

I guess that everything isn’t always bigger in Texas. In fact, Texas finishes in 20th place when it comes to penis size in US cities, which leads me to believe that when they call them cowboys, they really do mean boys. So, here is the breakdown of American Penis Sizes:

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Six years ago, Condomania began marketing TheyFit condoms, which come in 76 different sizes. What followed was a study of over 27,000 men of all shapes and lengths, leading to some interesting conclusions. The long and short of it (which probably won’t surprise you if you have ever held more than 3 penises in your hand) is that most men fell into an average size of 5-6 inches. What may surprise you is where the larger dicks reside. You may think that guys from the Midwest would be packing, but the truth is that the biggest penises are spread out all over our great United States like sporadic unicorn farts. New Orleans won the title of the largest packages, while Wyoming came up short (pun intended, obviously). Take a look at this comprehensive list; you may be surprised at how big your home state really is.


50 States Ordered by Penis Size

  1. New Hampshire
  2. Oregon
  3. New York
  4. Indiana
  5. Arizona
  6. Hawaii
  7. Louisiana
  8. Massachusetts
  9. Alabama
  10. Washington
  11. New Mexico
  12. California
  13. Arkansas
  14. Nevada
  15. Virginia
  16. Tennessee
  17. Illinois
  18. Oklahoma
  19. South Dakota
  20. Georgia
  21. Pennsylvania
  22. Mississippi
  23. Michigan
  24. Florida
  25. Rhode Island
  26. Kansas
  27. Maryland
  28. Minnesota
  29. Vermont
  30. Connecticut
  31. Wisconsin
  32. New Jersey
  33. North Dakota
  34. Idaho
  35. Texas
  36. Missouri
  37. Montana
  38. Ohio
  39. Nebraska
  40. Colorado
  41. Maine
  42. North Carolina
  43. Delaware
  44. South Carolina
  45. Kentucky
  46. West Virginia
  47. Alaska
  48. Iowa
  49. Utah
  50. Wyoming
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Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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