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Add some fur for a “foxy bikini”

Written by Bryce

Another way to gussy up your shmussy.

You know, I know I’m not really one to talk about ridiculous things to do to your vagina, but I think this trend is escalating at an alarming rate. We’ve covered rhinestones on crotches, temp-tatted vaj art, and now… well, you can rip off all the hair just to paste some dead animal fur right back on. I mean, it does seem “creative” and all that, but I can’t imagine going through near-death levels of pain whilst ripping out your pubes just to paste some freshly killed animal right back on- even if the fresh meat comes in a lovely shade of magenta or tangerine.

Vajazzling had a catchy name, and heck, I’m a sucker for a catchy name. The Foxy Bikini, however, sounds like it’s either a porn title or a merkin worthy of being sold at Bergdorf’s. I’m really grateful Michelle from SpaWeek took the reigns on this investigative journalism.

PS: My fave part of the video is when Cindy Barshop says “so after it’s dried, it’s fluffed.” She’s one of the few people I know that can get away with that level of ridiculousness.

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a New York mom to five growing kids, wife to one great husband and professional shopping editor. You've seen her work in Reader's Digest, Taste of Home, Family Handyman, MSN, Today's Parent, Fashion Magazine, Chatelaine, NBC and so many other beloved brands.