If you’re not watching American Horror Story: Coven, then you’re not actually living your life to the best of your abilities. Jessica Lange makes me question my sexuality every Wednesday at 10PM. Emma Roberts has inspired me to be a better person. Every single episode is filled with fashion (sans Fendi bag bugs) that would make Anna Wintour’s lipstick melt and teeter over in her Manolo Blahniks. I’ve come to find out, that each episode is really just a well disguised fashion editorial and is not actually a television show — which is what Tyra Banks has tried to do with America’s Next Top Model for the past 1968352 cycles. So guess who’s on top Tyra? Not you. Coven is just a 13-part fashion editorial and Ryan Murphy is brilliant.
