An Important Message From North Carolina Tourism

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Written by Gary

North Carolina anti-LGBT tourism.

North Carolina has quickly become the most anti-LGBT state in the country.


It’s a great time to visit North Carolina if you don’t like gay people! This previous Wednesday, the North Carolina government convened a special session to target Charlotte for passing an LGBT nondiscrimination ordinance, and basically created a hostile law that makes it illegal for counties to extend protection to the LGBT community. The law also bans transgender people from using restrooms that match their gender unless they have changed their birth certificate, and prevents civil discrimination suits from bring filed in state court.

So the moral of the story is, if you are a bigot, North Carolina wants YOU!

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Please, everyone that actually supports this, move to North Carolina and let us homos take over the rest of the country. The first thing we are going to do is redecorate the flag with glitter, and force all churches to serve brunch.

About the author


Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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