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Five Strange Things People Have Put Up Their Butts

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Written by Gary

These five things have actually gotten lost in people’s rectums. Because anal objects = a total thing.

anal objects

A Buzz Lightyear action figure. What was wrong with Woody?

Call me a traditional type of girl, but the only thing I like in my butt are penises. I’m not going to lie and say that nothing else has ever found its way up there, but I really believe you should respect your holy b-hole, and refrain from sticking random anal objects up there too often.

Apparently not everyone shares this sentiment, and there are some freak-nasty people out there in the world. These five x-ray images are actual medical xrays, depicting things that have actually gotten lost in people’s asses.

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So the next time you look at the handle of that toilet brush and think ‘what if’, think again, lady.

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A peanut butter jar. I guess they used the jelly to lube it up.

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A gun. I truly hope the safety was on.

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A can of spray paint. This is how Banksy has gone so long without being discovered.

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A lightbulb. This was not the brightest idea.

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Gary

Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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