This real-deal newspaper insert from the 1930’s describes the ideal woman (to Hollywood) of the day. Apparently I would’ve been 4.5 inches too tall, 7lbs overweight, and I’ve yet to measure my ankles… but I’m assuming they also don’t fit.
Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber
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