TweetSomeone told me once that girls associate musicians/guitarists with sex. I was also told the...
Author - Emily
You Want These Gloves?! Shocker!!
TweetMy birthday is Friday. All I want are these gloves. If you find them and send them to me...
Because Your Tweets Are Lame
TweetSo the other day, I noticed I was retweeted on my Twitter account by TheRealDJHeavyE telling...
Because You Wanted Your Condoms “Broken In”
TweetSo lately it’s been a past-time to peruse the craziness that is Craigslist. I...
He’ll Never Forget You
TweetThis kid wants to get it over with the good old fashioned way. Via Craigslist. He’s...
Do Your Boobs Hang Low?
TweetSorry Jen, I had to. This was hysterical and one of the main reasons I am not friends with...
How Dirty Old Men Get Clean
TweetWe are in a recession. You have a tub? This guys got the cash. All this dude wants to do...
This Diet Coke is NOT Kosher
TweetLiterally. I found this while perusing Bacon Today. Yes, it’s a real site, devoted...
Because It’s Hard Being A Single Dad
TweetI’m not passing judgment. It’s gotta be hard to be a single dad. At least he...
Because Being “Pregnat” Shouldn’t Stop Your Fun
TweetA little FYI to this lady and “hubby,” I bet if you learned to spell...