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A Bacon-Scented Candle? Yes Please!

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Written by Gary

I know some of the Jews out there won’t feel me on this, but I have always maintained that my dream apartment would look like the inside of Liberace’s asshole, be as comfortable as Jennifer Lawrence every time she trips on a red carpet (she’s just like us, guys), and constantly smell like bacon. One of my dreams has finally come true because the Stinky Candle Company has released a line of candles smelling like everything from bacon (the food of the gods) to exhaust fumes, leather, wet grass, urinals, fast food, and pencils.

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The idea is a pretty good one, because if you have ever walked into The Body Shop and come out with singed nose-hairs you know that scented candles typically only come in flowery, nostril-assaulting scents. It’s about time someone came in and switched up the candle-fragrance game, so I am glad the Chicago-based Stinky Candle Company is leading the charge.

I am even planning to suggest that they make an “old books” candle, to put the final nail in the coffin that is “the library”.

The hand-made bacon candles are available on their website, if you are someone with a refined palate and a taste for the finer aromas in life. #DreamsDoComeTrue

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Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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