You want a bountiful harvest of bananas? Hell. Who doesn’t?! I’d like a bountiful harvest of bananas. Would I have sex in public to get a bountiful harvest? I’d have to think about it. Bananas and sex cults go hand-in-hand, you didn’t know?
This story is too good to be true.
This guy (let’s just call him the Banana master) had promised fellow villagers in Papua, New Guinea that their banana harvest would “increase 10 fold every time they had sex in public”. Now that’s risky.
The police were hot on the Banana masters trail, and even got as far as to have his hut surrounded. When they tried to get the Banana lord to surrender, he and his 7 followers proved to be more stubborn than a mule. The worst part is, the Banana master himself used his two wives as a human shield in order to avoid being shot, as their buck-naked asses disappeared into the wilderness. (That’s right, buck-naked asses.) Talk about chivalrous.
This gang is apparently still on the loose, promising bananas by the hundreds in return for a little public hanky–panky, and could be coming to a town near you. So if anyone comes up to you promising you bananas in return for some public sex, get on the horn and call the feds.
I wonder if this guy did it?!
