Barbie needs nipples, am I right?
We all know that Barbie isn’t completely anatomically correct, but it is pretty weird of Mattel to leave off a couple major things on the dolls. Nipples. We’ve all got them. I mean, when you got your Ken and Barbie in your hands banging them together (because lets face it, that’s really how it’s done anyway), who’s to say the lawyer/swimsuit model/flight attendant/princess/cowgirl/everything doesn’t want a little foreplay?! For shame Mattel! Get yours Barbie!
Well thanks to LaVonne Sallee, you can now give the old girl some nips to keep her lookin’ good and satisfied. She gives a very detailed tutorial on how to create an erect looking nipple with just your naked Barbie and some paint globs! The very witty Salle says to “go ahead and smile at it – you know it’s smiling at you!” Yeesh.
why stop at nipples? this could bring a whole new line of barbies like sexual reproduction barbie
?..as a former GI Joe guy..and had to prtect my men from the barbie’s when i was young…….very strange..adults of this world…please get a grip on something else..