A list of things that carry the death sentence in Saudi Arabia.
Even though my parents met there, I have never really wanted to visit Saudi Arabia. Come to think of it, the whole Middle East leaves a bad taste in my mouth since the women aren’t allowed to show off their hard earned tits, and gay guys are punished for being fabulous by a good old fashioned beheading. Even when the ladies of Sex and the City 2 visited the Middle East, I still wasn’t intrigued, although that hotel suite was fucking cayutesy. For those that don’t know what cayutesy means, it’s just cutesy, spelled phonetically.
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There are many things that will get you killed in the Middle East, several of which aren’t even crimes in the US. This year alone, the Saudi government has killed 100 people, which puts them on track to surpass their current annual record of 192 beheadings, back in 1995. Of that 100, only 57 were actually Saudia Arabian citizens. Chew on that for a second.
Take a look at this list of ‘crimes’ that carry the death penalty, and ask yourself if you have broken any of these rules before. I am personally on the hook for having gay anal, and partaking in sorcery and witchcraft, due to my bewitching good looks.
As you may well know, I am a big fan of head, so I would like to keep mine as long as possible. For now I guess that means my Saudi Arabian vacation is on hold.
