Distilled human tears are the next big thing in the world of alcohol.
As someone who has been through a breakup or two, I am no stranger to crying into my cocktails. In fact, crying into my cocktail is what I do first, right before I go searching for another cock. As you know, the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.
Sam Bompas and Harry Parr, the artists who created breathable alcohol, have done it again. Not even kidding, these two are creating cocktail bitters out of human tears. They are hosting a workshop series in London where people can have their teardrops extracted, pasteurized, and made into bottles of cocktail bitters. The bitters can also be customized with a bunch of different aromas to make your tears taste however you want.
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There are a few guys I would love to give the gift of my tears to for Christmas, but I won’t. The only person who gets to see me cry is my own reflection (and mostly to make fun, because I am an UGLY crier).
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