HEALTH

Healthy Bitches Chew On Bull Cocks

Written by Vivianne

Don’t get too excited, I’m talking bulls dick stick (i.e. bully sticks) – the perfect treat for your lovely puppy!

Do you need a dick chew, bitch? Don’t get too excited… I’m talking bull pizzles i.e. bully sticks, a popular all-natural dog treat that consists of the fibrous cock muscle cleaned, stretched, twisted and then dried up into a very hard, 80–100 centimetres long brown stick. You know what – if you’re into beef jerky or rocky mountain oysters, you may think this sounds like a new perfect healthy(ish) afternoon snack.

According to Wikipedia:

Pizzles are also eaten by humans for their health benefits such as being low cholesterol and high in protein, hormones, vitamins and minerals such as calcium and magnesium.[2]. Pizzles for human consumption are prepared either by freezing or by drying. Scottish deer pizzles are thought to boost stamina and were used by Chinese athletes at the 2008 Summer Olympics.[2][3] Pizzles can be served in soup, and if they have been dried they can be turned into a paste. Pizzles may also be mixed with alcoholic beverages or simply thawed (if frozen) and eaten.

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Vivianne

Bryce's future stay-at-home wife, but for now a prolific lifestyle writer, artist rep and full-time hustler. Loves happy hour sushi, elephants, caffeine, hiking canyons, extra dirty martinis, nerds, chocolate chip cookies, artichokes (cause they have a heart), photography, designer dresses, collecting fragrances and taking care of business.

1 Comment

  • This is just nasty. It sounds like a healthier dog chew than the processed commercial ones in the stores… but as for me, I’LL PASS. Too freakin hipster for me.