Spritzer and Furman Divorce Ring, $3,200
Bride Finds turned us on to this little gem the other day, and we have to say, we’re all sorts of amused/disgusted. I mean, we thought having to change your Facebook relationship status from “married” to “single” was awkward enough after a split, but now we’re supposed to shell out $3,200 and wear our heartbreak on our fingers? Uh, sounds like a terrible, terrible idea. Especially for any self-respecting gal who hopes to ever get hitched again (or meet a dude anywhere other than Craigslist). Because let’s be honest, what normal guy is gonna jump at the chance to date that really emotionally unstable chick running around with the expensive divorce bling? If that doesn’t scream red flag, we’re not sure what does.
What do you think? Would you rock this ring? Or rather pawn your engagement and make some dough for a single ladies vacay? We’re choosing the latter option. Who’s with us?
