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Bryce Gruber’s Thoughts of the Day (Christmas eve edition)

Written by Bryce

Peace on Earth!

Is it just me, or is Christmas pretty awesome?

1) Even Your Mom Reads the Sexual Stuff I Write. On several separate occasions now, people have come up to me and told me that their mom brought up a sexual topic that they found on this site. That’s pretty thrilling to me. I like when I can bring families together by way of ejaculation talks… it’s nearly as heartwarming as tree trimming, cookie making, or caroling. Today, for example, I ran into my friend Christophe (the one who I cited as an example in my post about love). We shared some cookies as he explained to me that his mother called him to say “Christophe, you’re in love? I saw it on Bryce’s blog.”  …that’s pretty good, but what’s better is the fact that another friend’s girlfriend discovered the gross and interesting sex he USED to have (before meeting her) by way of some of my thoughts of the day. Priceless.

2) Christmas is Pretty Neat. Giving is good. Cheer is great. Warmth and brotherhood towards fellow humans is beautiful. For me, living so close to Chinatown on Christmas is a sign that everything is right with the world. Ahhh, peace on Earth.

3) The XX vs Biggie = Effing Brilliant.

About the author

Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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