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Bryce Gruber’s Thoughts of the Day (curly blondes edition)

Written by Bryce

Pubes and Casseroles!

Well, it seems yesterday’s thoughts were a big hit on the net and stirred up a lot of reader emails.

1) Why Don’t People Bleach Pubes? We had great reader response to yesterday’s asscrack waxing commentary, and at least a couple of the responses touched on the idea of pube bleaching (this concept applies to the hair that resides in human asscracks as well). It’s a good concept, and reminds me of the popular choice amongst women to bleach mustache hair. But, I suspect the reason we’re not all bleaching our pubes is twofold- starting with the fact that no one wants bleach next to their genitals. The second point, which perhaps is the most personal, is that if you’re going to trim the area to begin with it’s probably to enhance sensation when it’s rubbing against someone else’s area. Or mouth. Or hand. Whatever.

2) Green Bean Casserole is Delish. I don’t care what all you gourmands say, it’s tasty. In fact, everything uncool becomes trendy again (especially in NYC), so my money is on a casserole-themed restaurant opening here within a matter of months. I’d like an equity stake, so contact me if you’re going to actually make this idea happen.

3) Silk Jumpsuits Make Me Want to Party. Thank you, Juicy, for making some sexy par-tay outfit that you can actually sit in without looking trashy. Well done! $248 will get it, and it’ll easily get you through Spring 2011.

About the author

Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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