Sex games at Burning Man? Count me in.
Contrary to popular belief, Burning Man is no longer a place for artsy misfits to do drugs in the middle of a desert. There has been a lot of controversy surrounding Burning Man ever since it inadvertently went mainstream, taken over by startup millionaires and music festival douchebags.
Now, more than ever, we are seeing what goes on at Burning Man, and I can’t really decide if that is a good thing or a bad thing. I can tell you that sex games are always a good thing, though, so lets focus on that.
The Sex Olympics take place at Brad McCray’s theme camp called Slut Garden every year. Along with his wife Tammy, McCray holds a bunch of sexual games, such as the Deep Throat (involving a 13-inch dildo), Guess-A-Willy (blindfolded women trying to find their partner’s penis out of a lineup), and Best Balls beauty contest. Sounds like fun, right?
The Speed Boner challenge involves a lineup of men, exposed from the waist down while women dance around them trying to turn them on without touching. The first man to get a boner without touching himself wins. Because the Burning Man Erection contest needed to evolve, and Darwin would be proud.
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This basically sounds like a normal Saturday night to me, except there are women involved. I can’t help but feel like if the whole country were a little more accepting of sexuality like this, the world would be a better place, and other countries wouldn’t be aiming nukes at us, as I type.
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