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Canada: Killing Americans With Pizza Cake

Written by Bryce

We all know Canada has just been hanging out all calm and crazy just waiting to pounce on America for a chance at sweet, fertile soil in sub-tropical climates.

We get it, but we thought they’d be more straight forward about their attack. Instead, they’re using one of their pizza chains, Boston Pizza (clever to name it after one of our biggest cities), to launch an unstoppable heart disease attack on all of America. PIZZA CAKE.

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, being fully rested and writing for some of the world's most popular news outlets.