Do you ever feel like men are too concerned with the sweater-melons on your chest? Do you sometimes wish guys would just take the time to realize you have a brain in your head and stop ogling your boobs like filets on a grill? If so, I have the answer for you: Boob facts.
Any time you find a guy whose eyes are glued to your chest even though you are in the middle of a conversation about the sad state of the Occupy Wall Street protest, just start spouting off these random facts. Breasts are so attractive to guys because they are mysterious. Most men will never know what it is like to have a pair positioned firmly on their chest, so they view them as foreign things that they want to explore (that is psychology that I made up). If you saturate their beer addled minds with these facts, you will not only deem your boobs a little more familiar and less desirable (effectively altering one man’s perception forever), but also gently inform said guy that you are a smart, intelligent sassy woman that is capable of incredible feats like memorization and recitation.
Then you should probably walk away from the conversation and find a guy that isn’t thinking with his gennies.
