Cheap Vacation Sex Saves the Planet

Here at TheLuxurySpot.com, we love a good deal.  We also love to save the planet.  And getting laid.  And vacation.  Thank you, whoever you are up above, because you answered all our prayers to combine all the things we love: discounts, sex, and eco-tourism.

Maison d’envie, a legal brothel in Berlin, is currently offering an “environmental discount” of 5 euros for customers who arrive by bike or can prove they used public transportation to get there… I think I know where Jared’s next vacation will be.

Considering that tongue-kissing generally costs about $7 at this fabu establishment, that’s not bad.  Now you can make out with the girl that’s riding you, free!  Typical rates start at about 30 euros for 15 minutes of raunchy pleasure (sex, eco-friendly blowjobs, etc).

The good news is that this brothel is within easy walking distance of both of Berlin’s major commuter rail lines, a gorgeous well-maintained bicycle path, and you can always carpool with your friends if those options don’t suit you.

I’ve added a photo of one of the colorful selections that customers can ACTUALLY choose from!

Here’s Sabine:

Thomas Goetz owns this slut parlor, and says that this eco-friendly promotion is to help patrons get more bang for their buck, erect more business, and save the environment.