Chris, Who Are You? We Should Date.

Dear Chris,

Thanks for leaving all these really thoughtful notes all over Washington Heights and Harlem! You seem like a pretty awesome guy, and your attention to detail makes me want to get to know you better. Let’s do something at 4PM on Thursday? I’ll bring Fritos and Snapples. You bring your Milky Way. I will also bring Fancy Feast for your cat.

Lots of love,

Bryce