10 Cocktails That Make You Look Stupid

You look like such an immense asshole when you order these. Honestly.

1. Mojito. Can’t deny, I love a good mojito just like any other gal, but to get a good mojito, you need to take the time to mash up the mint at the bottom of the glass and bartenders really hate doing that… so you’re usually left with a glass of premixed minty sugar, or a half-assed drink. Then you’re the idiot sipping rancid mint syrup with a dash of low quality rum at the bar. Is that a good look? No.

Editor’s note: this passionfruit mojito recipe is everything, but just make it at home, OK?


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Zoë is a California native who (not-so-secretly) wishes she was European born. She lives for #foodporn, a fabulous pair shoes, and everything digital. She once went to three countries in one day just to say she'd been to 22 countries by the time she was 22.

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