Coconut Oil as a Sexual Lubricant

Thought coconut oil was for the kitchen only?  WRONG.

YOUR USUAL LUBE IS HARMING YOUR HEALTH BECAUSE:

CONTAINS PARABENS– which are estrogen mimickers and have been linked to Breast Cancer. Parabens are easily absorbed through the skin.

PETROLEUM BASED– which means fossil fuels are touching your nether regions.

CONTAINS GLYCERIN– which is closely related to the properties in glucose. This means you are putting sugar in your nether regions. Are you still wondering why you are getting yeast infections now?

CAN PREVENT CONCEPTION– studies show that brands like KY and Astroglide affect both sperm motility and quality. This means they slow them down and damage their DNA properties. So if you are trying to conceive or just having sex for pleasure, traditional lubricants won’t cut it.

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WHY NOT USE OTHER HOUSEHOLD OILS OR LUBRICANTS?

Baby oils, lotions, vegetable or olive oils cause latex to lose its elasticity and break down. Coconut oil, warmed up or at room temperature, not only creates a pleasurable sexual experience, it also creates an aroma you won’t forget in the best possible way. It is natural and will provide a smooth sailing, yet energizing experience.

COCONUT OIL IS GREAT FOR PRE-PLAY AND FOREPLAY

Can be used during intercourse and foreplay. It is a great massage oil. It has a warming and inviting scent. It also relaxes your body, similar to aromatherapy.

It’s a sexy smelling lip balm to entice your lover’s lips.

Used as a nipple cream, for nipple sensitivity and breast-feeding mothers.

Helps fade any unsightly age spots and can be used as a quick fix, before you get down.

Great facial and body moisturizer. It makes foreplay a truly edible experience.

Used to create a sexy bath. Heat ¼ cup of it up in a saucepan or microwave and add it to a warming and sexy bath.

Used to cure dry and cracked feet. Mix with sea salt to form a warm or room temperature foot rub for your significant other.

A healthy tanning oil. Put it in a bottle and spray and bake. We don’t advocate fake or real Vitamin D over-saturation, but if you’re going to bake before you get busy, do it in an odor pleasing and organic method.

Used a cheekbone highlighter, when you gently apply above your coat of make-up.

Used as shaving lotion, pre-play or foreplay.

A pesky hair cure-all. For fly away hairs, split ends or static. Just apply them on the root of your hair-raising woes.

Can be used as a fresh breath toothpaste. Just mix with equal parts baking soda and then lightly sweeten with stevia.

It’s an energy booster. Take a small teaspoon of it before intercourse for ultimate endurance, energy and fresh breath.

Finally, if you encounter any wounds or scrapes during your sexual encounter, it can be an alternative to Neosporin.