The Cristiano Ronaldo statue is just another in a long line of statues with erections.
I don’t know if you have noticed, but around here, we write a lot about statues with boners. If you have ever visited any kind of history museum, you know that glorifying penises (and vaginas, for that matter) is nothing new when it comes to statues and totems, but I think it is interesting to note how the penis and vagina worship has gone from religious items and fertility charms to full-blown super-sized bronze statues in the centers of cities everywhere.
Recently erected (pun intended) in Ronaldo’s native home of Portugal, the Cristiano Ronaldo statue is meant to celebrate his athletic prowess, but appears to celebrate a lot more than that.
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Ronaldo has called the statue “prettier than me”, and even though I am not sure I agree with that, I will say that it allows plenty of traveling girls and gays the chance to get closer to his bulge, and there is nothing wrong with that.
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