Decor Spotting: The Future of Wine Glasses

Written by Gary

I am not much of a wino. I have to be honest, I normally drink water out of my wine glasses. Why, you ask?

  1. It makes me look classy, as if I cant be bothered to hold a glass without a stem.
  2. Wine takes too long to get me drunk. Even when it finally works, I end up being angry drunk or limp dick drunk. Pass me a shot and lets get this shit over with in a quick and orderly manner.

My other problem with wine and the wine lifestyle is that I have shattered no less than 145,000 wine glasses by clanking them together when I am trying to wrestle them out of my under-cabinet wine glass rack.

This wine glass is the answer to all my problems. It comes apart for easy storage, and gives you a full range of options to choose from so you always use the right glass for the right cold bev.

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About the author


Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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