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Dildo Bashing and Dog Homocide

Written by Bryce

Hoooooo mah goodness.

Acccording to The Daily Mercury, “An Andergrove mother was bludgeoned with a rubber dildo wrapped in duct tape by a home invader who also killed her little pet dog by strapping it up to a palm tree in a public park, a court heard yesterday.

The alleged attacker wore a leather mask and his attack was premeditated and particularly violent, police said.

The Daily Mercury spoke with the 49-year-old victim about her ordeal yesterday and has decided not to identify her.

She was bruised and distressed and was upset by the death of her pet dog named Apso, a friendly little 15-month-old dog that may have bitten his attacker before he was killed.

In another bizarre twist to the shocking case, blood in Apso’s mouth will be DNA tested to see if it belongs to the man who allegedly killed him.”

This, to me, is reason enough to never to go Australia, or be anywhere near a man with a dildo.

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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