Ho'Scope

Do You Believe?

Written by Maura

I myself am more of the stumble upon my horoscope in the newspaper and read it just for shits and giggles type, but I recently have become aware of the many views on horoscopes.

Horoscopes… do you believe? I myself am more of the stumble upon my horoscope in the newspaper and read it just for shits and giggles type, but I recently have become aware of the many views on horoscopes.

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The smart ass skeptic, who so eloquently referred to those who are interested in horoscopes as “weird hippy women who own twenty plus cats and have weird, smelly herb gardens.”  Then said of Capricorns “You are basically chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.” Well thank you for your expert advice, good sir.

Then there is Margaret Perrin, from Trading Spouses..an example of the extreme Christian view. This is some real good shit..she absolutely flips, calling herself a “God warrior” and tarot cards and psychics “dark sided.” According to the Rapture Assembly of God,  “[Horoscopes] are as real as the evil that tries to consume people each and every day. You must realize that horoscopes can be a tool of Satan to keep you from relying on God and the things of God.”

Soooo..what do you think? Good natured fun? The work of the devil? True predictions of things to come? Complete bullshit? Share your thoughts!

About the author

Maura

a born and raised Brooklyn girl who has adopted a bit of the Southern girl charm from spending the last 3 years as a college student in Mobile, Alabama. While away from home she misses the fast paced lifestyle and could kill for a real slice of pizza. She is obsessed with shoes, sushi, her Paul Mitchell straightening iron, and lusting after her David Yurman favorite ring of the week.

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