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Puppy Plumes: Because Your Dog Needs Extensions

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Written by Gary

Every dog should be able to express his or her unique style through feather extensions.

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Have you ever looked at your dog’s ugly, boring coat and thought: “This pup sure could use a colorful makeover. Why can’t dogs be born with feathers?” If you have, you are in luck, because when I was trolling for crocheted penises on Etsy, I came across feathered extensions for dogs.

If your dog is the type of dog who just has way too much personality (or if your dog is gay), you might consider the variety feather plume pack. The extension is made from a variety of assorted feathers, complete with silicon crimps so you don’t inadvertently hurt your best friend.

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As any common slut knows, having your extensions pulled out hurts like a mofo, so the silicon crimps will assure your dog will be safe from all the jealous bitches at the dog park that try to steal his or her shine.

The variety feather plume pack ships from Canada and costs only $15, a small price to pay for glamor and fashion, if you ask me.

 

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Gary

Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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