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Don’t Be A Douche

Written by Emily

One thing I hate is douche bags; not that many people really like them but I have a point. Thanks to the Social Douche, you can now call out and read others who have been called out for being mega-douchey. The best part? You can now comment and write everything you wanted to on their Facebook wall. What do I mean? Check it out.


What’s probably the funniest is that they even LINK to the poor bastards real page!!! You like Remi’s ironic peace sign AND duck face?! Friend her here.

Here are some other examples of what everyone hates yet people still write.

  • Writing about your boyfriend. CONSTANTLY
  • Writing about your boyfriend. CONSTANTLY!!!!!
  • Explaining every inane detail of your day. Stop. It is not your 2003 AIM away message
  • Making a status like a 2003 AIM away message
  • Guys writing about going out to get drunk
  • Girls writing about going out to get drunk

Now that this site exists, maybe people will think twice before writing INCREDIBLY douchey status updates. Pass this post on to hopefully ambiguously send the hint: Act douchey – end up on Social Douche.

About the author

Emily

a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that's on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Fastest way to her heart is a guy that loves sushi and knows the difference between "there," "their," and "they're."

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