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Don’t Lose Your Penis To An Ingrown Hair

Written by Vivianne

Men, beware! STDs are apparently not the most dangerous threat to your manhood.

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Losing your penis is a concept I didn’t even know existed until I read a recent article on Men’s Health about “Your Manhood’s Biggest Health Threat.”

Knowledge is power, and so although this ain’t the sexiest topic, I feel a responsibility to share this excerpt with our male readership:

What had started out as a small pimple on McCartney’s left groin was threatening his manhood–and his life. The diagnosis? A deadly strain of staph infection called methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus, commonly known as MRSA. The root cause? A pesky ingrown hair.

“I’m going to try and have you not lose your penis,” announced Jason Faulhaber, M.D., an infectious disease specialist at Fenway Health in Boston, Massachusetts.

I don’t even have a shaft and I am traumatized for life.

Since we’d love for our readers to stay virile, here’s a healthy recommendation to eliminate the problem at its source: Completely Bare’s Razor Bump Blaster – priced at $32 on the company’s website. The pads are formulated with glycolic acid 5% and salicylic acid 2% and designed for the face and neck, but seriously, you also should use them down there.

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About the author

Vivianne

Bryce's future stay-at-home wife, but for now a prolific lifestyle writer, artist rep and full-time hustler. Loves happy hour sushi, elephants, caffeine, hiking canyons, extra dirty martinis, nerds, chocolate chip cookies, artichokes (cause they have a heart), photography, designer dresses, collecting fragrances and taking care of business.