FOOD AND TRAVEL

Don’t Mess With A Kids Bacon.

Written by Lana

Wife Swap seriously turns out some of the most unique people America has to offer. Seriously.

I’m sure you all know the concept of the show- two families swap mothers for a week and each family has the pleasure of dealing with a new crazy mom issue from another family.

In this particular episode,  a little boys “new mother” decides it’s time to clean out the fridge and get rid of the junk food. The cheese in the can was the first thing to go, i’m sure some corn dogs got tossed, and finally, the replacement mom crossed the line when she tossed the bacon. That’s right. THE BACON.

bacon

This kid loves bacon so much, he packs his things and straight up leaves because he can’t deal with the separation. The best part is, this kid is totally set in his ways- he is leaving, and there is no telling him otherwise. “NEVER. SEE THIS. FACE. AGAIN.”

Even if you don’t watch the show, pretty much everyone knows the infamous Crazy Jesus Lady from a previous episode. Now I would like you to meet, the bacon kid.

About the author

Lana

a free-spirited and sociable young lady, Czech-born and London-raised. Now living in New York, she dishes on her dates with the fabulous and flawed men of the city as The Luxury Spot’s sex and relationships columnist. Lana is certainly not lacking in opportunities for adventure, being a desirable girl. The stories you’ll hear are true. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.

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