If you really like to drink, you have to buy these 10 alcohol accessories immediately.
A spill-proof martini glass for sloppy homos everywhere (like me).
Normally on Tuesday afternoons, I write about sex and relationships. Today is no exception, since I believe the most important relationship a person can have is with alcohol. Alcohol is also the tool I use to get laid most of the time, so this post actually fits better than most.
Are you a hardcore drinker? Do you wake up every morning and take a swig from last night’s late-night Jack Daniel’s snack, without having to reach past the nightstand? Do you consider it a good night if you black out and wake up without a bloody ass? Do you carry red wine around with you at all times, disguised in a mason jar?
Editor’s Note: I actually have a friend that does this. He is my hero.
If you answered yes to any of these questions, you may have a drinking problem. The solution? Buy all these fun drinking accessories and turn your addiction into a productive hobby.
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