10 Must-Have Drinking Accessories

If you really like to drink, you have to buy these 10 alcohol accessories immediately.

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A spill-proof martini glass for sloppy homos everywhere (like me).

Normally on Tuesday afternoons, I write about sex and relationships. Today is no exception, since I believe the most important relationship a person can have is with alcohol. Alcohol is also the tool I use to get laid most of the time, so this post actually fits better than most.

Are you a hardcore drinker? Do you wake up every morning and take a swig from last night’s late-night Jack Daniel’s snack, without having to reach past the nightstand? Do you consider it a good night if you black out and wake up without a bloody ass? Do you carry red wine around with you at all times, disguised in a mason jar?

Editor’s Note: I actually have a friend that does this. He is my hero.

If you answered yes to any of these questions, you may have a drinking problem. The solution? Buy all these fun drinking accessories and turn your addiction into a productive hobby.

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Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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