The way to optimal health is simple in North Korea, because Kim Jong-un says, “Eating dog meat is a superfood.”
The North Korean dictator isn’t one for cuddles and a friendly game of fetch it seems, because he just suggested to his entire food-poor nation that eating dog meat is the way to optimal health thanks to its bountiful vitamins and easy digestion. While he won’t say the eat-more-dog campaign is due to a food shortage (I mean, admitting that would be disastrous, wouldn’t it?), he is saying that eating dog meat results in better absorption of nutrients and that the flesh of fido is more nutritious than chicken, beef, pork, duck, or just about any other mainstream meat out there.
In even more horrible news, the North Korean state’s TV channel (which is basically a 24/7 propaganda network) claims that torturing a dog before killing it will improve the taste and texture of the meat. Think we’re making this stuff up? There’s even a North Korean YouTube channel, DPRK Today, that states eating dog meat is a tradition that increases one’s stamina. And if that’s not enough, here’s a video showing a reporter trying a “strange, tasting, pretty actually, but a little spicy” dog meat soup. The reporter was quick so say “woof, woof” as he was tasting. Elegant.
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Meanwhile, chubby Kim Jong-un is feasting on French cheese, Italian wine, and other European delicacies while his countrymen starve and beat their dogs into dinner.
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