If you are in a relationship, you undoubtedly know the excruciating feeling of having to wait until your boyfriend falls asleep to let one rip. As if the noise wasn’t stressful enough, you also have to contend with the odor. I know women like to pretend like their butt-holes are meant for nothing but adventurous sexual play, but if we are being honest, they are actually a huge catalyst for relationship-related stress.
Shreddies are fart filtering underwear from England that use the same carbon material found in chemical warfare suits to cover your flatulence.
They are touted as a healthcare product for people with IBS, Crohn’s, and food intolerances, but can also give you a little relationship relief as well. After all, we all love Indian food, but sending your boyfriend out for condoms afterwards so you can fart in peace isn’t always a feasible or reliable solution. We can all admit that the sound of a fart can be laughed off or made into an inside joke, but the odors are a different story entirely.
Some things can never be un-smelled. Eliminate part of your relationship stress, and strap your asshole into a pair of Shreddies today.
So… where does the odor go? Does it get trapped inside the Shreddies? Ready to kill when you take them off?
In the name of science, we are looking into this!