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Facebook + Your Mom = No Masturbation

Written by Bryce

I mean, that’s how I’d equate all that anyway.  I thought it was common sense to either not connect to your parents on FB or to at least not write about your masturbation habits in your status updates?

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P.S. I like your glasses, dude, and good luck with your tired arm!

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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