As if fake boobs weren’t unsafe enough, the Feds are now warning they could be responsible for the next terror attack to hit American soil. What kind of world do we live in when we can’t even feel safe resting on the sweet, maternal pillows of silcone we all love so dearly?
“…new intelligence shows terrorists may try to sneak explosives onto airplanes by surgically stitching them inside suicide bombers.The Transportation Security Administration has briefed airline executives on the possibility, but emphasized that the information did not constitute an imminent threat, a U.S. security official confirmed.
Terrorists simply keep looking for new ways to sneak bombs past increasingly stiff airport security, TSA spokeswoman Lisa Farbstein said.
It’s unclear if the threat means that already “enhanced” TSA patdowns would get even randier.”
